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The prints would be hand silkscreened and part of a limited, numbered edition. I’d even sign them! Or rub my face on them! Whichever! Please fill out this form and let me know if you’d be down.

I’m selling my beloved Mac Pro (2008 Model) which I recently replaced with a laptop. I’m moving to a big city very soon, and I want a machine with a smaller physical footprint to accommodate what I anticipate being a very small apartment with no room for a full size machine. It’s an absurdly fast rig that you can do just about anything with. I’m selling it to you and shipping it free to anywhere in the contiguous United States (that just means all the states but Alaska and Hawaii). Here’s the deets.

Features

• It was purchased on December 30th, 2008.
• Its name is Maria.
• It is an extremely fast machine with 2 x 2.8 GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon processors and 10 GB of RAM.
• It is currently running Mac OSX 10.6.3 Snow Leopard.
• I’ve never watched Twilight on it.
• It’s a perfect machine for designing, gaming, rendering video, and more.
• It has never been used for voodoo rituals.

Pictures

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Technical Specs

Included

I am including with the machine:

• Snow Leopard Disc
• A wired Mighty Mouse
• A full-size Mac keyboard
• All the wires and stuff like that

Repairs

The machine has only undergone one repair. A headphone jack was accidentally snapped off inside the front headphone port. The machine was taken to an Apple store and repaired by their staff. It now performs perfectly, and the only evidence of any damage is a tiny bit of scuffing around the headphone jack. Aside from this, the machine has undergone no repairs and has never had any issues.

Price

The machine was $3,200 US when purchased from Apple in December of 2008. I then added another $600 US worth of RAM upgrades. I am selling the entire package, purchased for close to $4,000 US for…

How To Buy

Contact me via email. I’ll take payment via Paypal. That’s pretty much it.

Here’s the big changes:

• New illustrations, layout, and navigation.
• All dynamic content (including all projects, project thumbnails, and toychest links) are being handled through WordPress. Lots of custom loop stuff mostly based on “if else” statements.
• Easier to share stuff with other people now that I’m using Sociable.
• Less irrelevant content (no more links to projects on the sidebar of the work site).
• I tried to make as many URL’s a sentence as possible. I just think it’s cool looking and, hopefully, someone will be able to tell what a page is about just by reading a URL. It might need some fine tuning, so feel free to shoot me an email with a suggestion for better wording if you see somewhere that could use improvement. The idea is from this article from Chris Shiflett. Thanks Chris!
• I disabled comments. I really don’t like comments on almost any site, but I really don’t think a personal blog on a portfolio site warrants a commenting system. It’s about one person’s voice, not a discussion. If I ever offer tutorials or something, maybe I’ll reopen them, but I genuinely doubt that will ever happen.

So thanks for checking it out. I’ll have a few new blog posts in the coming weeks, so keep an eye out for that. So yeah, have a good Monday.